Go Gay

Recently I was watching the movie Dostana. Two of the most in demand males in Bollywood go gay in this movie. Despite the presence of these two hunks and the gorgeous Priyanka Chopra the movie is a drag, but the idea that came to me after watching the movie isn't. We are a nation of over a billion and little is being done to control the population of our country. Every year a vast multitude of humans are added to the toll of already suffering populace. I think it is time we take the initiative to introduce the change on our own. The Dostana way is of course the best solution to contain the libidinous youth of our country. After all what is virtue in being straight when your future is hopelessly twisted. Going gay will certainly ensure the transformation of paucity into abundance. Not just this, it is potent means to fight casteism and the other virulent social agendas. After all who will be what if there is no one at all :-)

Add to it the fun of the big fat Indian wedding. The groom a symbol of virility... dressed in all his finesse approaches the bride who too is a symbol of virility..... ahm.. only in a different way. Think about the creative marriage proposals and add to them the Punjabi twist....
"Sada munda twade munde nal pyar karda hega,unhanu duniya di saari khushiyan dega... assa bhi twade munde nu dil jigar se pyaar karange... unhanu ankhan vich basa ke rakhange..
Rab de waste ye rishta kubool kar lo". Not very humorous, try this one... The groom's father demands a huge dowry and threatens to break the betrothal if his demands are not met. "Bride's" father "Rab de waste aisa zulam mat karo. Saada munda budnam ho jayega.... phir us-se kaun vyah karega... mai aapki saari mangein puri kar dawanga.. bus ji ye rishta na toro"
And the saga continues.... just like our hindi movies...

Recently the MNS declared that going gay is not good because it could hurt the individuals in contention. But, don't you feel that this all is worth the pain. Let us institute a new social order, the Dostana order and why not! the concept is not just novel but noble as well. I say that Mr. Rahul Gandhi be elected the chairman of the commune and vociferously raise the demand to include more and more impotent politicians to join the same. After all these politicians have little to do apart from making empty promises. This way at least we will be able to stem the growth of the poisonous lineage of inefficient hags. Don't you think this will work... I am pretty sure it will... and if you think it won't then let me know in your comments....

Looking forward to them....
Love to all..